Not too long ago I subscribed to Trumps twitter account to see how crazy he really was. In my opinion, listening to a few weeks of his tweets, I’m finding a very disturbed man with severe Paranoia. He is constantly talking about himself in the third person. With just a little research I found a very interesting article from the Today show Linda Carroll titled “Quiet your anxiety by talking to yourself in the third person.” In this article Jason Moser, a professor of psychology, said he suspects that the third person self-talk might help people with phobias. Now he wasn’t taking about Trump. But if the strait-jacket fits…
How Trump starts my day
Trump does start my day with a smile though as he is so unfailing in giving me a couple of his tweets at the same time each morning. All a little before 7am. He has become so dependable that I don’t even use my alarm clock now. My phone beeps at the same time every morning with his tweets and his own unique brand of humor. I just wish he would wait until a little after 7 though. Kind of rude to be tweeting earlier then that. Now on weekends its not a problem.
He has fired off eight tweets all with in an hour on this Sunday but at least he has the decency to wait until after 9 am. Then there was labor day when he was really rude. His batteries really got a workout on his phone. I guess he wasn’t invited out for a cook out as all he did was tweet all day. I finally had to block him and give him a time out later in the day. I have learned a new, fun game. Turns out the Donald started blocking people that replied critically to his tweets. The courts didn’t like this bad boy behavior and told him he couldn’t do that.
See, he can tweet all he wants but the price is people can also tweet back. What an amazing concept. Me and a few hundred or thousand other people always can’t pass up a chance too reply. Here’s a Trump tweet “To this point, President Trump’s achievements are unprecedented.” (Notice the third person taking) I had to reply “What a humble man, not even taking credit for killing the Wicked Witch and getting Dorthy back to Kansas safely”
Then there was Gomer replying to one of his tweets
“Golly Mr. Trump you shouldn't be telling fibs like that cause your the president. We are all supposed to look up to you. I'm starting to think your just a big fibber. Shame, shame on you”.
I highly recommend subscribing to Trump’s tweets.It’s all free and his tweets are very humorous, (personally I think he’s wasting his talent behind the White House desk when he has all this comedic talent) and a great bunch of fun for yourself or for the family. Take his asinine tweets and see how many snappy comebacks you or the kids can retweet. When the Donald is on a role he can easily fire off several tweets in a very short period, usually during the early morning then again at night. When he erupts at night get a bowl of popcorn and start playing. Think of this as the Donald’s way to coax you into enjoying some family time together.